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Month: May, 2008

Please Hold (photos)

Please Hold

during the last week of my senior year at Vassar, a longstanding tradition called for bowling and bumpin. Full set here.

I’m in Vermont, where few people bowl.

Firefox 3 rc1 jokes…

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What’s Younger Than McCain?

This video makes McCain looks either scary and manipulative, or just senile. I’m not sure. 

 

And here’s a nice song-list of things that are Younger than John McCain, via http://youngerthanmccain.blogspot.com/

Obama cites the ‘Politics of Fear’

In response to GW Bush saying 

“We have heard this foolish delusion before…As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American Senator declared: ‘Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.’ We have an obligation to call this what it is — the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history.”

Obama returns with:

“Instead of tough talk and no action, we need to do what Kennedy, Nixon and Reagan did and use all elements of American power — including tough, principled, and direct diplomacy — to pressure countries like Iran and Syria. George Bush knows that I have never supported engagement with terrorists, and the President’s extraordinary politicization of foreign policy and the politics of fear do nothing to secure the American people or our stalwart ally Israel.”

I’ve never heard any politician publicly reference ‘the politics of fear’, a term used mostly by political scientists. A search for it on Wikipedia yields these suspicious results:

Safari

Didn’t HRC say that the U.S., if it desired, could “obliterate Iran”???

via Huffington.

 

Don’t think I’ll be posting that frequently here. But I tumblr often over at thefatanimals.com.

Pain in Public School – The Quiet Essay

The following is a sheet I was handed after disobeying my teacher in (7th grade) public school:

A beautiful Punishment

As an early disestablishmentarian, I alerted my mom of this hilarious green piece of paper. She also happens to be a progressive college English teacher so she naturally went berzerk and had a word with those in charge. The paper was assigned by a sub for a social studies class. She believed the youth before her (including me) were beyond her control. It was an assignment for the entire class. She must have thought to herself “Maybe this will shut them up for 20 minutes.” Here’s a selection from the ‘Quiet Essay:’

If I continue to talk in class and disrupt, I will slow the class down and make it difficult for others students to learn when I am rude like this and continue to talk. I am cheating other students out of the most valuable acquisition they will make in their lives: their education.

Our sub was clearly on crack, and believed we were destined for that same fate. It seems its a slippery slope. Talking in class = cultural illiteracy:

Also I will not have the education to enjoy many wonderful things. I will not be able to enjoy great books and literature, music, or films as well as others.

I was assigned this beautiful artifact of discipline while in the loving hands of the Los Angeles Unified School district at Orville Wright Middle School.

My reasons for disliking this sort of punishment are obvious as a student. The whole thing is made far worse when what I’m assigned to copy is filled with poor grammar. It also ungracefully links my behavior to material gains. If I continue down the road of belligerence “I will never be able to afford a great stereo, a computer, a new car, or a house.”

My mother made sure the school realized that this type of ‘standard’ not only made writing itself a punishment, but made the writing of poor logic and grammar a punishment. It didn’t teach a thing, but instead made me a dumber, angrier beast.
On my school’s site I found a place where I can post ‘memoirs.’ I submitted the following memory. I doubt it’ll make it past the screeners: UPDATE: It has been posted here.

Straight out of a Half Life level… – El camino del Rey (video)

Not sure why techno and a certain 1950s authority figure narrates this video. Reminds me of a post over at dark roasted blends on the most dangerous roads in the world. via robo.