The following is a sheet I was handed after disobeying my teacher in (7th grade) public school:

As an early disestablishmentarian, I alerted my mom of this hilarious green piece of paper. She also happens to be a progressive college English teacher so she naturally went berzerk and had a word with those in charge. The paper was assigned by a sub for a social studies class. She believed the youth before her (including me) were beyond her control. It was an assignment for the entire class. She must have thought to herself “Maybe this will shut them up for 20 minutes.” Here’s a selection from the ‘Quiet Essay:’

If I continue to talk in class and disrupt, I will slow the class down and make it difficult for others students to learn when I am rude like this and continue to talk. I am cheating other students out of the most valuable acquisition they will make in their lives: their education.

Our sub was clearly on crack, and believed we were destined for that same fate. It seems its a slippery slope. Talking in class = cultural illiteracy:

Also I will not have the education to enjoy many wonderful things. I will not be able to enjoy great books and literature, music, or films as well as others.

I was assigned this beautiful artifact of discipline while in the loving hands of the Los Angeles Unified School district at Orville Wright Middle School.

My reasons for disliking this sort of punishment are obvious as a student. The whole thing is made far worse when what I’m assigned to copy is filled with poor grammar. It also ungracefully links my behavior to material gains. If I continue down the road of belligerence “I will never be able to afford a great stereo, a computer, a new car, or a house.”

My mother made sure the school realized that this type of ’standard’ not only made writing itself a punishment, but made the writing of poor logic and grammar a punishment. It didn’t teach a thing, but instead made me a dumber, angrier beast.
On my school’s site I found a place where I can post ‘memoirs.’ I submitted the following memory. I doubt it’ll make it past the screeners: UPDATE: It has been posted here.

Not sure why techno and a certain 1950s authority figure narrates this video. Reminds me of a post over at dark roasted blends on the most dangerous roads in the world. via robo.

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER?, originally uploaded by wikoerner.

But today I forgot my eyewear

 

MIA and bro, originally uploaded by moneydick.

Just threw up some MIA photos from a nice night of flop hoppin. Click here for the full enchilada.

Location: Vassar College, NY

MIA & Rye Rye

April 12th, 2008

Caption: Still lovin’ the perks (via Time . caption: mine)

I don’t hate flickr video THAT much. Thanks tiff…

This is a test on my phone, I’m using Jott which is a sort of voice to text service you can use straight from your cell phone. I will try to test it for accuracy and if it actually works I will be very impressed and we can all give a round of applause to Jott. Thanks, bye. listen

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