Moneydick

People tend to look like animals.
There are birds, bears, and small rodents. One day my buddy Rishi made me brutally aware of this point in regards to one high school physics teacher and I damn near puked laughing. Here’s a video (and another) of her so you can make your own decisions. And here is a picture of a baby bald eagle. I would be wary of posting this online, but I think she stopped stalking me a couple weeks ago.
Oh, and on the same note, here’s 50cent doing it benny hill style.