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Tim talks about Spiders, Male order brides, and what he would do with a million dollars….

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I met this guy on the street the other day named Tim. He told me all [...]

well umm… im going to be writing this shit with one hand right now because im at work and i need a free hand to sacrafice to ruffles greasy chips. my keyboard can’t recognize my fingerprint after about 5 chips. fuck! now i cant write i gotta handle hektek company fuckups(not my doing) but still [...]

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Oh my fuckin god. My friend just reminded me to explain something i dont dwell on but he finds fucking hilarious. For some reson we were talking about soccer. I had come accross an idea that american soccer and mexican soccer were completely different. American [...]

im fuckin pissed today. first i am late to work(not like that matterz cuz im pimp and shit). Then when i get to work there are some technicians waiting there telling me they have a job they are supposed to do but i never told them to shit. they come to the office saying they [...]

I packed my bag today: 41 pounds. It doesn’t feel heavy, but I worry that for the budget airlines’ baggage weight restrictions I’ll be dangerously over their max tonnage. I fit all my gear into a Gregory pack (Whitney) and I’m using a Jansport (Solstice 33) as a daypack. I’m going to have to get [...]

I know it’s a hassle having all this information screaming out of every computer screen, but let’s try to make the most of it, shall we? Here’s some New Internet Tools Everyone Should Know About
• Images
Flickr: Upload 20MB of photos per month (unlimited for 29.95/year). Unbelievable photo organization tools, user groups, and photo pools.
• Videos:
Youtube: [...]

Here’s a Charming Story about a 15 year old Irishman who got a Gmail Invite the only way he knew how:
I had a shitty hotmail account, 2mb’s large, Gmail had just come out, everywhere I asked people hadnt gotten or had already given away their invites. I got desperate. I tried my damndest to find [...]

Because I major in ‘Science Technology and Society,’ I should have some desire to understand the Japanese models of scientific inquiry, their superior system of ‘lean production’ or some other wordy academic-sounding thing. As it turns out, I love their robotics, and especially how they demonstrate their advancements. Here’s a beautiful video of some knee-high [...]