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(this was posted by Tim, and is part of ‘Tim’s Diary‘)

Oh my fuckin god. My friend just reminded me to explain something i dont dwell on but he finds fucking hilarious. For some reson we were talking about soccer. I had come accross an idea that american soccer and mexican soccer were completely different. American soccer has rules and regulations and shit. Mexican soccer is actually two sports in one, 1.Mexican soccer and 2.Beatdown. Seee over there a player is allowed to literally bank some other nigga in the face as long as the ref dont see it. With this in mind it sounds as if you can get away with murder on the soccerfield as long as black and white stripes are distracted. This makes mexican soccer way better than American soccer.
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Tim JiGGeroO