Moneydick

im fuckin pissed today. first i am late to work(not like that matterz cuz im pimp and shit). Then when i get to work there are some technicians waiting there telling me they have a job they are supposed to do but i never told them to shit. they come to the office saying they have work to do so my company can pay them a assload of cheese. Guess what bitches i sent them packing because thaey came today when they had a job tomorrow. But this is only half of my derrived anger. I got de-titled today. I still do everything in the office but instead of “Operations Manager” i have to be called “Alarm Operations Supervisor.” Its still has the same Authority but it doesn’t have the same ring to it. The only reason my title got changed is because someone (my bitchass secretary) fucked up on my buisness cards. She didn’t center my name so when the owner saw my card he we like “what the fuck.” Whatever! Shit happins.
I lucked out so far since i haven’t had to speak with any clients yet today (or shal I say get bitched at by any clients today). But the bright side of the day is that it is bright and sunny outside today and i get shielded in by the no window office. This means I have to come up with some lie to allow some fresh air into my lungs. eg: “Secretary. Im going outside for a while i’ll be back.” its hard coming up with new ideas to leave the office. My favorite excuse is “Secretary. I have a pissed off client calling me in 5 min. so im not going to be here.”
Las night i hit part of my homies blunt. it was tasty and satisfying. Later that night i had a friend stop by at midnight. He is a beaner and he only knows jokes about mexicans. I can call him a beaner because i have known him for 15 years. all he wanted to do was talk. so we did. and thats the end of that. woop-di-doo.
This morning I made some some primo ass fuckin coffee. The reason this is of any significance is because i am the youngest employee in this white colla office and also the only fuckin idiot to make a decent cup of jov. Seriousely there are morons here who have been drinking coffee for over 25 years and they have no idea how to fix tasteworthy black-bean-juice. They have some idea that the filter is the ammount of coffee to put in. The shit produced is thicker that motherfuckin molassis and shit. But fuck that. my new routine: Got to office, dump out shitty ass coffee, pull out secret stash of good jov, and make a dank ass brew.
Lets see, i guess i should leave the people some words of thought. ” Don’t just tolorate dumbass motherfuckers. Do something so you don’t feel the effects of Stupidity.”
Peace out
Tim JiGGeRonoMous