Moneydick

Fuck man. Ive been so buis and shit lately i couldent even write this shit. Fuckin work side jobs and these drunkin nights i dont have time for nophin. But I am on it. I realized the issue and ima solve the problem. I cant stop parties, I cant stop working and I cant stop helping people. Solution-> make myself 10 times more gangsta: Drink more (to deal with extra stress) , Work faster (By forcing others at my work to do more shit that i dont want to do) , Get more energy(take more homies out to dinner and get drunk). Speaking of which I took a buch of my friends and this fine ass chick i kno (we will call her “Sally”) to a good ass italian place. Nigga this shit was off the heezo. First of all I walked right in the place ahead of some people but I didn’t realize it so it was OK. It was a cool lookin place and I ordered some Especial wine and it tasted way better than i expected. The food was delecious and when I say that I mean it was so fuckin mouth waterring good. Then right when Sally said they should have music or something they started to play “Thasssss AAAAAmooooraaayyyyy” what great timing. I left a huge tip in the shape of a rose on the top of the wine bottle in the center of the table (I hope it didn’t get thrown away). I had a fuckin blast man. I hope my friends enjoyed it as much as i did. Im gonna do this shit more often.(when I save a bit more money). The bill was only a ninty bucks for like five people so im amazed it was so good. Take your friends out to dinner some time you might have more fun than you think.
Tim FingerlickinJiggerin