Moneydick: archive

Because I’d like to improve my sight and hearing for my European trip, I’ve cut off all my hair. It was sad to see it go, as you can see by my somber look. Here’s the money shot.
(and here’s the before after the after)

I am finding it hard to handle my own shit because I like to help others. They need my help so bad that if they dont recieve it they will die. (this is not a joke) I have this homie that is real close and he has been lying to me. He used to be [...]

Fuck man. Ive been so buis and shit lately i couldent even write this shit. Fuckin work side jobs and these drunkin nights i dont have time for nophin. But I am on it. I realized the issue and ima solve the problem. I cant stop parties, I cant stop working and I cant stop [...]

Remember those away message I use to have more prominent on the site? I found them again, and threw them in a Wiki… which means that you can add your own favorite away messages. Click here to see them all, and add your own by editing the original page.
Here’s a favorite. I’ve found it quoted [...]

10 Days till Heathrow…
Last weekend I visited Vassar to say hello before I escaped away to my cabin for another week. It was great to see everyone, and I noticed almost everyone had the same questions about this European trip I’m about to begin. For the people who I haven’t been staying in touch with, [...]

Another video feature because I can’t help it: A japanese magician becomes a tricksty old man for a day in one of their zany shows. See below for more fun.

Do you want more zany Japanese fun?