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It seems the doctors and psychiatrists of the Veterans Adminstration have a unique problem on their hands. In a recent meeting, the topic of the driving habits of recently returned veterans came up. The question posed to a weekly panel was:
“What are we going to do about all the veterans who find themselves driving [...]
Turn up the amp on my oven.
Onward, fellow tools
After frustration with cars, traffic, gas prices, and closed spaces, I’ve been riding my bike much more than usual. One blistery afternoon I took a spin up north through the Venice boardwalk to Santa Monica. Passing hippies, homeless evangelists, and a smiling black man with a sign that read “Give me $, support [...]
What he really said to Zidane:
“Vous ?™tes m?®re est une pauvre femme alg?©rienne et elle est malade de toutes saucisses italiennes que mes copains l’avaient viol?©e avec.”
“You’re mother is a poor Algerian midwife and she’s sick from all the Italian sausages my buddies have been violating her with.”
FRENCHED! HEADDED!
Popping guide below:
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Here’s interview/story session number two in which he tells the story of how he was mistaken for a crack dealer (and tells the cops he was to teach them a lesson), and another about a car towed away after a mission to find [...]
Had a lot of fun with my new camera at the Fireworks last 4th. Here’s my favorites:
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