Bob Saget Special

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If you ever watched full house, check out this dramatic realization of the man known as Bob Saget. There’s but a few short video clips, but I hope it will break the mental picture you have of him. BREAK IT TO PIECES!!
Lyrics!

“…he’s fucked up. sometimes the show wasn’t that funny, fuck you, made lots of money. But I gave half to my ex-wife anyway. Woulda been cheaper if I had been gay. Tell me why some people call me faggot. Tell me why, maybe because my last name’s Saget. I changed it it used to be Somosexual. Tell me why, I sucked dick for coke, but that’s ok. Danny Tanner was not gay. Danny tanner was not gay… like Dave Coulier.”

So Bob Saget stopped by Vassar last night. We were
warned by hearsay of his raunchy tactics, but what we got from him was far
beyond our wildest dreams. It was purely awesome. There is unimaginable
value for Bob Saget as a comedian, and negligible value for him as a line-reader.
Here’s some assorted photos of Bob, and you’ll find videos at the bottom.

He mentioned being ridiculed on South Park, putting
his dick on Michelle’s head, and told us about the baby stroller he got
for his last 15 year old girlfriend. STICHES we were in. Can’t even tell
you. We would have found this material awesome from any random comedian
off the streets of Los Angeles, but Bob Saget, when he knelt down and told
Michelle (from Full House) to treat people with “kindness and respect
and…wait a second take this {reaches to unzip his fly} let me just put
this on your head. *plop* Wait. Where are you going! Where’s comet?”
There are no words to explain. We ate him up.

VIDEO1 (here
he sings a song where he asks the world why they think DannyTanner was gay.

LYRICS:

“…he’s fucked up. sometimes the show wasn’t
that funny, fuck you, made lots of money. But I gave half to my ex-wife
anyway. Woulda been cheaper if I had been gay. Tell me why some people call
me faggot. Tell me why, maybe because my last name’s Saget. I changed it
it used to be Somosexual. Tell me why, I sucked dick for coke, but that’s
ok. Danny Tanner was not gay. Danny tanner was not gay… like Dave Coulier.”

VIDEO2 (he
poses for a shot for a girl’s camera phone, then sees he’s being shot at
by us, so he grabs for ours)

VIDEO3 (he
is captured by the movie mode of the camera. bless his heart. “this
is a great camera. Fucking shit.”)

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