First, we have Meth Coffee. From their website:
This vibrationical catalyst for upstarts, earthquakes, and brain shifts is roasted for you by a master druggist, bionicalbrain chemist, and coffee viscologist within hours of receiving your order to guarantee maximum potency.
And Cocaine: a caffeinated energy drink with 350% more caffeine than Red Bull. Only dumb blondes need apply. People are really freaked out about this one. It contains 280mg of you know what. I hope the youth of today know of this cocaine thing because this has the potential to be great marketing people! almost as good as Coke…
It’s nice to have drug names newly associated with happy-making products. The sight of those words used to illicit a slightly negative reaction. I want Heroin tea next!