All Slashdot Fortune Cookies

Due to a fortunate error over at Slashdot, all the fortune cookies ever written for the site appeared in the footer like an overload of wisdom. I’ve saved them for the sake of history below:

  • Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
  • Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
  • Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
  • Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. — Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
  • Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
  • Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
  • What happened last night can happen again.  Continue reading “All Slashdot Fortune Cookies”